"I think (Jeter) was out of position and I think the ball gets (Giambi) out if he doesn’t touch it, personally."
If you look at the following split-screen photo, there are only 3 possible explanations:
- Valentine has been heavily tapping the Red Sox starting rotation's beer stash.
- Valentine will say anything to get his name in the paper, even if that means making perhaps the most moronic statement in baseball history.
- Valentine is revealing that Jorge Posada has a secret 20-foot retractable arm that he could have used to reel in to reach Shane Spencer's errant throw.
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