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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Gutty Gritty Yankees Calls Yankee Payroll Bluff

The Yankees have leaked that their previous leaks about needing to dump AJ Burnett's salary in order to afford signing a lefty bat were just spin for the purposes of negotiation:

"If a deal is completed, the Yankees plan to move quickly to sign free-agent designated hitter Raul Ibanez and infielder Eric Chavez, sources said. One or both of those signings could occur even if Burnett is not moved."

This revelation is clearly a reaction to GuttyGrittyYankees.com's revelation of Brian Cashman's desperate attempt to raise cash for a lefty bat.

In another shocking turn of events, A-Rod announced that despite reports to the contrary, he had worked out this winter and indeed could afford his monthly gym fee.

1 comment:

  1. It's kinda weird how this one happened. I think Yankees should at least hire a payroll services small business so he could get professional help with this issue.

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